Hubs: Amazon just recommended that I buy "50 Shades of Grey"
Me: WHAT!?!? What did you order?
Hubs: A soap dispenser for the kitchen, air freshener, and water filters.
Me: (realization dawns)....Amazon thinks you're a housewife.
Hubs: .... you're so right.
I am officially creeped out by Amazon's targeted marketing system.